I present to you: Sloan’s year in Instagram posts.
We’ve got the good, the bad, and the ugly. All while riding that “giving zero shits” vibe.
Sloan started off the year by messing with Aaron’s beard…
…she raised hell…
…took a vacay AND swam for the first time…
…celebrated her dad’s 30th birthday in style…
…sold some scrunchies and shit…
…got drunk on sim total comfort for aunt Kassie’s 27th birthday…
…survived a couple lil’ earthquakes…
…snapchatted the homies…
…facetimed the homies…
…turned one-year-old and ate some cake…
…wore her ortho boots every damn day (thanks to dad)…
…slept through an ENT scope with grandma’s shirt by her side…
…then her dad died, so that was the worst…
…threw on h8r blockers as she and mom turned in to screwed-up sad peeps & bad bitches…
….then got her first haircut…
…while making it clear she’s still savage…
…she was the topic of a podcast episode…
…and decided to take a vacay after all the hype…
…then she had cleft palate surgery and ate from a bottle like it was nbd…
…she was on a vote-by-mail vibe…
…and became a local celeb for her life-threatening experience with COVID…
…she zoomed Mr. and Mrs. Claus…
…and wrapped up the year by not giving a f@*K…
